I be told me attitude be too harsh fer thee front of the house. But I tell them I not be in the front of the house, but at the door of thee pub. Aye, they were wanting to write me up fer being ‘smart’, but I don’t know what writing me up means. Any one be wanting to share with me? Anyway, they sent be to the ‘back of the house’ where they be coming up with these places? They stuck me in the galley! I not be a cooking pirate! I be a captain! But I be doing my best at it anyway. Aye, mixing the salad be harder than I be giving credit for.
It be a long day, but in the end I be staying far away from that place! Me ship’s crew be a nicer set of scuvy dogs than be working at that pub!
